December 2011
45 posts
November 2011
48 posts
Zelda
- Me: Have you ever played Zelda?
- Wife: No.
- Me: Is Zelda a guy or a girl?
- Wife: Zelda is the princess.
- Me: You've never even played the game and you know more than half the people on the internet...
“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.”
—Bill Gates (via themewithvariations)
“Murphy’s best friend was a computer.”
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“True software development embraces consistent inconsistency.”
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“To know recursion, you must first know recursion.”
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“There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.”
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“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t…”
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“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”
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“Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.”
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